I'm A Kawaii Dragon (◡‿◡✿)
laughhard:

I guess that settles that argument

laughhard:

I guess that settles that argument

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

House must have an iron esophagus then

sunandreign:

livershit:

those rollercoaster goers got owned as fuck

So long, space cowboys

sunandreign:

livershit:

those rollercoaster goers got owned as fuck

So long, space cowboys

throughthexhole:

mariogman25:

nazmat:

kirbystina:

image

Kojima has gone too far with this game

There is never a ”Too far” with Kojima.

What about “Blow up a teenager from the vagina up”

or “price a demo at 40 dollars”

tinarannosaurus:

"Tina’s got stage fright."

"I have stage fright?"

"Yes, sweetie. Ever since you were a little baby."

"That explains a lot."

request (x)

paid-in-starbucks:

When Tumblr recommends a post

image

theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

queer-multifandom-antichrist:

belatedmedia:

I shouldn’t have laughed.I SHOULDN’T HAVE LAUGHED!

OH MY FUCKING GOD

queer-multifandom-antichrist:

belatedmedia:

I shouldn’t have laughed.
I SHOULDN’T HAVE LAUGHED!

OH MY FUCKING GOD

dxindustriesinc:

Safe Mode wath Fetwgrkifg

dxindustriesinc:

Safe Mode wath Fetwgrkifg

Why do gay guys use so much lube during sex? Whats it like without it?
Anonymous

jarvofbutts:

ohfuckyaoi:

While I can’t speak from personal experience, the visual did make me flinch.

thedailysuperhero:

Funny!
fun123joker:

you’d think this is a joke but like half of the fandom needs this

fun123joker:

you’d think this is a joke but like half of the fandom needs this

tinny-butts:

hipsterloli:



well… you’re not wrong 

tinny-butts:

hipsterloli:

well… you’re not wrong